Saturday, November 19, 2011

List of Words Pakistan Will Ban in Texting

I'm sure by now a lot of people know that Pakistan's efforts to humiliate itself and its people over and over again won't come to an end any time soon. We kill people who speak the truth, we harass and slaughter non-Sunni people (whether Muslims or non-Muslims) on a daily basis (yes, yes, I know Pakistan is not alone in doing this, but our focus today is on Pakistan, so), we ban music bands that sing songs that show the reality of our government and nation and culture, we forbid the criticism of our inhumane practice of our religion (Islam), we have no electricity and water in many parts of our country even though those parts overflow with rivers,  we don't care that many of our children are being taught in "home schools" because actual schools are unaffordable, we don't give a damn that our bridges in several parts of the country are destroyed and it's been ages and we haven't rebuilt them or made efforts to rebuild them sturdily, we ban Facebook and Youtube and other social (and entertainment) websites because we are too insecure to accept criticism of ourselves AND because we will indeed do anything in our power to suppress our citizens' sexuality, we pass laws that are an insult to the minorities of our country but when those minorities say anything negative about our religion, we have them killed, our leaders can afford to feed bananas to horses while much of the rest of our country suffers from extreme poverty, our leaders enjoy their corrupt selves luxuriously in other countries during times of war, poverty, and enmity among the different ethnic groups of a nation that can't find even one thing to pride itself in -- or one cause to unite for.

And the list never ends! Amidst all this comes the following list of words that Pakistanis will no longer be able to use during text messages. (My, oh my, Pakistanis, what do you guys TALK about in your text messages!) Jokes aside, what a lame, lame effort at diverting its and its people's attention from the real issues the country is facing! Shame on you, Pakistan! Shame on our leaders! Shame on the government!

So, here is the English list of words/phrases Pakistani mobile companies will censor soon. Oh, and kindly note the following words (which have nothing to do with sex or sexuality):  Jesus Christ, Athlete's foot, Devil, Fairy, Hostage, Retard, Harem (LOL! Okay, this might!), and Slave! The "Jesus Christ" one is so, SO sad. I hope people do something about this! What are Christians to do now? They can't express not only their sexuality but also their religiosity? Go to hell, lawmakers!


1. A.S.S.
2. ANAL
3. ANAL ANNIE
4. ANAL SEX
5. ANALANNIE
6. ANALSEX
7. ANUS
8. ARSE
9. ASS
10. ASS BAGGER
11. ASS BLASTER
12. ASS CLOWN
13. ASS COWBOY
14. ASS FUCK
15. ASS FUCKER
16. ASS HOLE
17. ASS HOLES
18. ASS HORE
19. ASS JOCKEY
20. ASS KISS
21. ASS KISSER
22. ASS KLOWN
23. ASS LICK
24. ASS LICKER
25. ASS LOVER
26. ASS MAN
27. ASS MONKEY
28. ASS MUNCH
29. ASS MUNCHER
30. ASS PACKER
31. ASS PIRATE
32. ASS PUPPIES
33. ASS RANGER
34. ASS WHORE
35. ASS WIPE
36. ASSBAGGER
37. ASSBLASTER
38. ASSCLOWN
39. ASSCOWBOY
40. ASSFUCK
41. ASSFUCKER
42. ASSHOLE
43. ASSHOLES
44. ASSHORE
45. ASSJOCKEY
46. ASSKISS
47. ASSKISSER
48. ASSKLOWN
49. ASSLICK
50. ASSLICKER
51. ASSLOVER
52. ASSMAN
53. ASSMONKEY
54. ASSMUNCH
55. ASSMUNCHER
56. ASSPACKER
57. ASSPIRATE
58. ASSPUPPIES
59. ASSRANGER
60. ASSWHORE
61. ASSWIPE
62. ATHLETES FOOT
63. ATHLETESFOOT
64. AXING THE WEASEL
65. B HARD
66. BACK DOOR
67. BACK DOOR MAN
68. BACKDOOR
69. BACKDOORMAN
70. BACKSEAT
71. BAD ASS
72. BAD FUCK
73. BADFUCK
74. BALL LICKER
75. BALL SACK
76. BALLLICKER
77. BALLSACK
78. BANGING
79. BARELY LEGAL
80. BARELYLEGAL
81. BARF
82. BARF FACE
83. BARFACE
84. BARFFACE
85. BASTARD
86. BAZONGAS
87. BAZOOMS
88. BEASTALITY
89. BEASTIALITY
90. BEAT OFF
91. BEAT YOUR MEAT
92. BEATOFF
93. BEAT-OFF
94. BEATYOURMEAT
95. BI SEXUAL
96. BIATCH
97. BIG ASS
98. BIG BITCH
99. BIG BITCH
100. BIG BUTT
101. BIGASS
102. BIGBASTARD
103. BIGBUTT
104. BISEXUAL
105. BI-SEXUAL
106. BITCH
107. BITCHES
108. BITCHIN
109. BITCHY
110. BITE ME
111. BITEME
112. BLACK OUT
113. BLACKOUT
114. BLOW JOB
115. BLOWJOB
116. BONER
117. BOOBIES
118. BOOBS
119. BOODY
120. BREAST
121. BREAST JOB
122. BREAST LOVER
123. BREAST MAN
124. BREASTJOB
125. BREASTLOVER
126. BREASTMAN
127. BUDWEISER
128. BULL CRAP
129. BULL DIKE
130. BULL DYKE
131. BULL SHIT
132. BULLCRAP
133. BULLDIKE
134. BULLDYKE
135. BULLSHIT
136. BUMBLE FUCK
137. BUMBLEFUCK
138. BUMFUCK
139. BUNGHOLE
140. BUTCH BABES
141. BUTCH DIKE
142. BUTCH DYKE
143. BUTCHBABES
144. BUTCHDIKE
145. BUTCHDYKE
146. BUTT BANG
147. BUTT FUCK
148. BUTT FUCKER
149. BUTT FUCKERS
150. BUTT HEAD
151. BUTT MAN
152. BUTT PLUG
153. BUTT STAIN
154. BUTTBANG
155. BUTT-BANG
156. BUTTFACE
157. BUTTFUCK
158. BUTT-FUCK
159. BUTTFUCKER
160. BUTT-FUCKER
161. BUTTFUCKERS
162. BUTT-FUCKERS
163. BUTTHEAD
164. BUTTMAN
165. BUTTPIRATE
166. BUTTPLUG
167. BUTTSTAIN
168. CAMEL TOE
169. CAMELTOE
170. CARPET MUNCHER
171. CARPETMUNCHER
172. CARRUTH
173. CHERRY POPPER
174. CHERRYPOPPER
175. CHICK SLICK
176. CHICKSLICK
177. CLAM DIGGER
178. CLAM DIVER
179. CLAMDIGGER
180. CLAMDIVER
181. CLIT
182. CLITORIS
183. COCK
184. COCK BLOCK
185. COCK BLOCKER
186. COCK COWBOY
187. COCK FIGHT
188. COCK KNOB
189. COCK LICKER
190. COCK LOVER
191. COCK NOB
192. COCK QUEEN
193. COCK RIDER
194. COCK SMITH
195. COCK SUCKER
196. COCK TAIL
197. COCK TEASE
198. COCKBLOCK
199. COCKBLOCKER
200. COCKCOWBOY
201. COCKFIGHT
202. COCKHEAD
203. COCKKNOB
204. COCKLICKER
205. COCKLOVER
206. COCKNOB
207. COCKQUEEN
208. COCKRIDER
209. COCKS MAN
210. COCKSMAN
211. COCKSMITH
212. COCKSUCER
213. COCKSUCKER
214. COCKTAIL
215. COCKTEASE
216. COCKY
217. CONDOM
218. COPULATE
219. CORN HOLE
220. CORNHOLE
221. CRACK PIPE
222. CRACK WHORE
223. CRACKPIPE
224. CRACKWHORE
225. CRACK-WHORE
226. CRAP
227. CRAPPY
228. CREAMY
229. CROTCH
230. CROTCH JOCKEY
231. CROTCH MONKEY
232. CROTCH ROT
233. CROTCHJOCKEY
234. CROTCHMONKEY
235. CROTCHROT
236. CUM
237. CUM BUBBLE
238. CUM FEST
239. CUM JOCKEY
240. CUM QUAT
241. CUM QUEEN
242. CUM SHOT
243. CUMBUBBLE
244. CUMFEST
245. CUMJOCKEY
246. CUMM
247. CUMMING
248. CUMQUAT
249. CUMQUEEN
250. CUMSHOT
251. CUNNILINGUS
252. CUNT
253. CUNT FUCK
254. CUNT FUCKER
255. CUNT LICKER
256. CUNTFUCK
257. CUNTFUCKER
258. CUNTLICKER
259. CYBER SEX
260. CYBER SLIMER
261. CYBERSEX
262. CYBERSLIMER
263. DAHMER
264. DAMN
265. DAMN IT
266. DAMNIT
267. DATNIGGA
268. DEAP THROAT
269. DEAPER
270. DEAPTHROAT
271. DEEP THROAT
272. DEEPER
273. DEEPTHROAT
274. DEFECATE
275. DEPOSIT
276. DEVIL
277. DICK BRAIN
278. DICK FART
279. DICK FOR BRAINS
280. DICK HEAD
281. DICK LICK
282. DICK LICKER
283. DICK LIKCER
284. DICK WAD
285. DICK WEED
286. DICKBRAIN
287. DICKFORBRAINS
288. DICKHEAD
289. DICKLESS
290. DICKLICK
291. DICKLICKER
292. DICKMAN
293. DICKWAD
294. DICKWEED
295. DIKE
296. DILDO
297. DIP STICK
298. DIPSTICK
299. DIRTY HO
300. DIXIE DIKE
301. DIXIE DYKE
302. DIXIEDIKE
303. DIXIEDYKE
304. DO ME
305. DOGGIE STYLE
306. DOGGIESTYLE
307. DOGGY STLYE
308. DOGGYSTYLE
309. DOME
310. DONG
311. DOPE
312. DRAG QUEEN
313. DRAGQUEEN
314. DRAGQWEEN
315. DRIP DICK
316. DRIPDICK
317. DRUNK
318. DRUNKEN
319. DUMB ASS
320. DUMB BITCH
321. DUMB FUCK
322. DUMBASS
323. DUMBBITCH
324. DUMBFUCK
325. EASY SLUT
326. EASYSLUT
327. EAT ME
328. EAT PUSSY
329. EATBALLS
330. EATME
331. EATPUSSY
332. EJACULATE
333. ERECTION
334. EVL
335. EXCREMENT
336. F.U.C.K.
337. FACE FUCKER
338. FACEFUCKER
339. FAGGOT
340. FAGOT
341. FAIRY
342. FANNY FUCKER
343. FANNYFUCKER
344. FART
345. FAST FUCK
346. FASTFUCK
347. FAT ASS
348. FAT FUCK
349. FAT FUCKER
350. FATASS
351. FATFUCK
352. FATFUCKER
353. FATSO
354. FELLATIO
355. FEMME
356. FINGER FOOD
357. FINGER FUCK
358. FINGER FUCKER
359. FINGERFOOD
360. FINGERFUCK
361. FINGERFUCKER
362. FIST FUCK
363. FIST FUCKER
364. FISTFUCK
365. FISTFUCKER
366. FISTING
367. FLASHER
368. FLATULENCE
369. FLOGGIN THE DOLPHIN
370. FONDLE
371. FOOT FUCK
372. FOOT FUCKER
373. FOOT LICKER
374. FOOTACTION
375. FOOTFUCK
376. FOOTFUCKER
377. FOOTLICKER
378. FOOTSTAR
379. FORE SKIN
380. FORESKIN
381. FORNICATE
382. FOUR 20
383. FOUR TWENTY
384. FOUR20
385. FOURTWENTY
386. FREAK FUCK
387. FREAKFUCK
388. FREAKY FUCKER
389. FREAKYFUCKER
390. FREE FUCK
391. FREEFUCK
392. FUCK
393. FUCK BAG
394. FUCK BUDDY
395. FUCK FACE
396. FUCK FEST
397. FUCK FREAK
398. FUCK FRIEND
399. FUCK HEAD
400. FUCK HER
401. FUCK IT
402. FUCK KNOB
403. FUCK ME
404. FUCK ME HARD
405. FUCK MONKEY
406. FUCK OFF
407. FUCK PIG
408. FUCK THEM
409. FUCK WHORE
410. FUCK YOU
411. FUCKA
412. FUCKABLE
413. FUCKBAG
414. FUCKBUDDY
415. FUCKED
416. FUCKED UP
417. FUCKEDUP
418. FUCKER
419. FUCKERS
420. FUCKFACE
421. FUCKFEST
422. FUCKFREAK
423. FUCKFRIEND
424. FUCKHEAD
425. FUCKHER
426. FUCKIN
427. FUCKIN A
428. FUCKIN NUTS
429. FUCKIN RIGHT
430. FUCKINA
431. FUCKING
432. FUCKING A
433. FUCKING BITCH
434. FUCKING NUTS
435. FUCKINGBITCH
436. FUCKINNUTS
437. FUCKINRIGHT
438. FUCKIT
439. FUCKKNOB
440. FUCKME
441. FUCKMEHARD
442. FUCKMONKEY
443. FUCKOFF
444. FUCKPIG
445. FUCKWHORE
446. FUCKYOU
447. FUDGE PAKCERS
448. FUN FUCK
449. FUNFUCK
450. FUUCK
451. G UNIT
452. GANG BANG
453. GANG BANGER
454. GANGBANG
455. GANGBANGER
456. GAY
457. GAY ASS
458. GAY MUTHA FUCKIN QUEER
459. GAY PRIDE
460. GAYMUTHAFUCKINWHORE
461. GENITAL
462. GET IT ON
463. GETITON
464. GIEHN
465. GIVE HEAD
466. GIVEHEAD
467. GLAZED DONUT
468. GLAZEDDONUT
469. GO TO HELL
470. GOD DAMED MUTHA FUCKA
471. GOD DAMIT
472. GOD DAMN
473. GOD DAMNED
474. GOD MANIT
475. GODDAMIT
476. GODDAMN
477. GODDAMNED
478. GODDAMNES
479. GODDAMNIT
480. GODDAMNMUTHAFUCKER
481. GONORREHEA
482. GONZAGAS
483. GOOK
484. GOT JESUS
485. GOT2HAVEIT
486. GOTOHELL
487. G-UNIT
488. HAND JOB
489. HANDJOB
490. HARD ON
491. HARDER
492. HARDON
493. HAREM
494. HE HATE ME
495. HEAD FUCK
496. HEAD LIGHTS
497. HEADFUCK
498. HEADLIGHTS
499. HEHATEME
500. HELL NO
501. HELL YES
502. HELLNO
503. HELLYES
504. HEN HOUSE
505. HENHOUSE
506. HERPES
507. HERSHEY HI WAY
508. HERSHEYHIGHWAY
509. HERSHEYHIWAY
510. HERSHY HIGH WAY
511. HO MO
512. HOBO
513. HOLE
514. HOLE STUFFER
515. HOLESTUFFER
516. HOMO
517. HOMO BANGERS
518. HOMO SEXUAL
519. HOMOBANGERS
520. HOMOSEXUAL
521. HONKERS
522. HONKEY
523. HOOKER
524. HOOKERS
525. HOOTERS
526. HORE
527. HORNEY
528. HORNY
529. HORSESHIT
530. HOSE JOB
531. HOSEJOB
532. HOSER
533. HOSTAGE
534. HOT DAMN
535. HOT PUSSY
536. HOT TO TROT
537. HOT2TROT
538. HOTDAMN
539. HOTPUSSY
540. HOTTOTROT
541. HUSSY
542. HUSTLER
543. ID10T
544. IDIOT
545. IDOIT
546. IN THE ASS
547. IN THE BUFF
548. INGIN
549. INSEST
550. INTER COURSE
551. INTER RACIAL
552. INTERCOURSE
553. INTERRACIAL
554. INTHEASS
555. INTHEBUFF
556. JACK THE RIPPER
557. JACKASS
558. JACKOFF
559. JACKTHERIPPER
560. JAP
561. JAP CRAP
562. JAPCRAP
563. JERK OFF
564. JERKOFF
565. JESUS CHIRST
566. JESUSCHRIST
567. JISM
568. JIZ
569. JIZ JUICE
570. JIZIM
571. JIZJUICE
572. JIZZ
573. JIZZIM
574. JOINT
575. JUGGALO
576. JUGS
577. K MART
578. KILL
579. KILLER
580. KILLING
581. KISS ASS
582. KISSASS
583. KKK
584. KMART
585. KNOCKERS
586. KOON
587. KOTEX
588. KRAP
589. KRAPPY
590. KUM
591. KUM BUBBLE
592. KUM QUAT
593. KUMBUBBLE
594. KUMBULLBE
595. KUMQUAT
596. KUNT
597. KY
598. KY JELLY
599. LACTATE
600. LADY BOOG
601. LAID
602. LAP DANCE
603. LAPDANCE
604. LESBAIN
605. LESBAYN
606. LESBIAN
607. LESBIN
608. LESBO
609. LEZ
610. LEZ BE
611. LEZ BE FRIENDS
612. LEZBE
613. LEZBEFRIENDS
614. LEZBO
615. LEZZ
616. LEZZO
617. LICK ME
618. LICKER
619. LICKME
620. LIMP DICK
621. LIMPDICK
622. LIMY
623. LIVE SEX
624. LIVESEX
625. LOLITA
626. LOOSER
627. LOTION
628. LOVE BONE
629. LOVE GOO
630. LOVE GUN
631. LOVE JUICE
632. LOVE MUSCLE
633. LOVE PISTOL
634. LOVE ROCKET
635. LOVEBONE
636. LOVEGOO
637. LOVEGUN
638. LOVEJUICE
639. LOVEMUSCLE
640. LOVEPISTOL
641. LOVEROCKET
642. LOW LIFE
643. LOWLIFE
644. LUBE JOB
645. LUBEJOB
646. LUCKY CAMEL TOE
647. LUCKYCAMMELTOE
648. MAMS
649. MAN HATER
650. MAN PASTE
651. MANHATER
652. MANPASTE
653. MARY JANE
654. MARYJANE
655. MASTABATE
656. MASTABATER
657. MASTER BLASTER
658. MASTERBATE
659. MASTERBLASTER
660. MASTRABATOR
661. MATTRESS PRINCESS
662. MATTRESSPRINCESS
663. MEAT BEATTER
664. MEATBEATTER
665. MOLEST
666. MOLESTER
667. MOLESTOR
668. MONEY SHOT
669. MONEYSHOT
670. MOTHER FUCKER
671. MOTHER LOVE BONE
672. MOTHERFUCK
673. MOTHERFUCKER
674. MOTHERLOVEBONE
675. MUFF
676. MUFF DIVE
677. MUFF DIVER
678. MUFF LICKER
679. MUFFDIVE
680. MUFFDIVER
681. MUFFIN DIVER
682. MUFFINDIVER
683. MUFFLIKCER
684. MURDER
685. MUTHA FUCKER
686. NAKED
687. NASTY BITCH
688. NASTY HO
689. NASTY SLUT
690. NASTY WHORE
691. NASTYBITCH
692. NASTYHO
693. NASTYSLUT
694. NASTYWHORE
695. NEON DEON
696. NIG
697. NIGER
698. NIGGA
699. NIGGER
700. NIPPLE
701. NIPPLE RING
702. NIPPLERING
703. NIT TIT
704. NITTIT
705. NO FUCKING WAY
706. NO SEX
707. NOFUCKINGWAY
708. NOOKIE
709. NOONER
710. NUDE
711. NUT FUCKER
712. NUTFUCKER
713. OICU812
714. ON THE RAG
715. ONTHERAG
716. ORGASM
717. ORGY
718. OU812
719. OUI
720. P I M P
721. PEARL NECKLACE
722. PEARLNECKLACE
723. PECKER
724. PEE
725. PEEP SHOW
726. PEEPSHOW
727. PEEPSHPW
728. PENETRATION
729. PENIS
730. PENTHOUSE
731. PERIOD
732. PHQUE
733. PIMP
734. PIMP SIMP
735. PIMPED
736. PIMPER
737. PIMPJUIC
738. PIMPJUICE
739. PIMPSIMP
740. PISS
741. PISS HEAD
742. PISSED
743. PISSER
744. PISSHEAD
745. PLAY BOY
746. PLAY GIRL
747. PLAYBOY
748. PLAYGIRL
749. POCKET POOL
750. POCKETPOOL
751. POLACK
752. POON TANG
753. POONTANG
754. POOP
755. POOPER
756. POOR WHITE TRASH
757. POORWHITETRASH
758. POPIMP
759. PORCH MONKEY
760. PORCHMONKEY
761. PORN
762. PORN FLICK
763. PORN KING
764. PORN PRINCESS
765. PORNFLICK
766. PORNKING
767. PORNO
768. PORNPRINCESS
769. PREMATURE
770. PRICK
771. PRICK HEAD
772. PRICKHEAD
773. PRIMETIME
774. PROSTITUTE
775. PUBIC
776. PUBIC LICE
777. PUBICLICE
778. PUD
779. PUD BOY
780. PUDBOY
781. PUDD
782. PUDD BOY
783. PUDDBOY
784. PUN TANG
785. PUNTANG
786. PURINA PRINCESS
787. PURINAPRICNESS
788. PUSSY
789. PUSSY CAT
790. PUSSY EATER
791. PUSSY FUCKER
792. PUSSY LICKER
793. PUSSY LIPS
794. PUSSY LOVER
795. PUSSY POUNDER
796. PUSSYCAT
797. PUSSYEATER
798. PUSSYFUCKER
799. PUSSYLICKER
800. PUSSYLIPS
801. PUSSYLOVER
802. PUSSYPOUNDER
803. PUTT PIRATE
804. PWT
805. QUEEF
806. QUEER
807. QUICKIE
808. RAE CARRUTH
809. RAPE
810. RAPIST
811. REAR END
812. REAR ENTRY
813. REAREND
814. REARENTRY
815. RECTUM
816. RED LIGHT
817. REDLIGHT
818. REEFER
819. RENT A FUCK
820. RENTAFUCK
821. RETARD
822. RETARDED
823. RIBBED
824. RIM JOB
825. RIMJOB
826. ROACH
827. ROBBER
828. S AND M
829. S&M
830. SAMCKDADDY
831. SANDM
832. SATAN
833. SCHLONG
834. SCREW
835. SCREW YOU
836. SCREWYOU
837. SCROTUM
838. SEMEN
839. SEX
840. SEX FARM
841. SEX HOUND
842. SEX HOUSE
843. SEX KITTEN
844. SEX POT
845. SEX SLAVE
846. SEX TO GO
847. SEX TOY
848. SEX TOYS
849. SEX WHORE
850. SEXFARM
851. SEXHOUND
852. SEXHOUSE
853. SEXKITTEN
854. SEXPOT
855. SEXSLAVE
856. SEXTOGO
857. SEXTOY
858. SEXTOYS
859. SEXUAL
860. SEXWHORE
861. SEXY
862. SEXY BIATCH
863. SEXY BITCH
864. SEXY MOMA
865. SEXY SLIM
866. SEXYMOMA
867. SEXY-SLIM
868. SHAG
869. SHAGGIN
870. SHAGGING
871. SHAWTYPIMP
872. SHIT
873. SHIT DICK
874. SHIT EATER
875. SHIT FACE
876. SHIT FOR BRAINS
877. SHIT FUCK
878. SHIT FUCKER
879. SHIT HAPPENS
880. SHIT HEAD
881. SHIT OUT OF LUCK
882. SHIT STAIN
883. SHIT4BRAINS
884. SHITDICK
885. SHITEATER
886. SHITFACE
887. SHITFORBRAINS
888. SHITFUCK
889. SHITFUCKER
890. SHITHAPENS
891. SHITHAPPENS
892. SHITHEAD
893. SHITOUTOFLUCK
894. SHITS
895. SHITSTAIN
896. SHITTER
897. SHITTING
898. SHITTY
899. SHORT FUCK
900. SHORTFUCK
901. SHOWTIME
902. SIX SIX SIX
903. SIXSIXSIX
904. SIXTY 9
905. SIXTY NINE
906. SIXTY9
907. SIXTYNINE
908. SKANK
909. SKANK BITCH
910. SKANK FUCK
911. SKANK WHORE
912. SKANKBITCH
913. SKANKFUCK
914. SKANKWHORE
915. SKANKY BITCH
916. SKANKY WHORE
917. SKANKYBITCH
918. SKANKYWHORE
919. SKIN FLUTE
920. SKINFLUTE
921. SKUM
922. SKUM BAG
923. SKUMBAG
924. SLANT
925. SLANT EYE
926. SLANTEYE
927. SLAVE
928. SLAVE DRIVER
929. SLAVEDRIVER
930. SLEEZE BAG
931. SLEEZE BALL
932. SLEEZEBAG
933. SLEEZEBALL
934. SLIDE IT IN
935. SLIDEITIN
936. SLIME
937. SLIME BALL
938. SLIME BUCKET
939. SLIMEBALL
940. SLIMEBUCKET
941. SLUT
942. SLUT WEAR
943. SLUT WHORE
944. SLUTS
945. SLUTT
946. SLUTTING
947. SLUTTY
948. SLUTWEAR
949. SLUTWHORE
950. SMACK DADDY
951. SMACK THE MONKEY
952. SMACKTHEMONKEY
953. SMAGMA
954. SMART ASS
955. SNATCH
956. SNATCH PATCH
957. SNATCHPATCH
958. SNIPER
959. SNOT
960. SODOMITE
961. SODOMY
962. SON OF A BITCH
963. SONOFABITCH
964. SONOFBITCH
965. SPANK THE MONKEY
966. SPANKTHEMONKEY
967. SPERM
968. SPERM BAG
969. SPERM HEARDER
970. SPERM HERDER
971. SPERMACIDE
972. SPERMBAG
973. SPERMHEARDER
974. SPERMHERDER
975. SPIC
976. SPICK
977. SPIT
978. SPITTER
979. SPLIT TAIL
980. SPLIT TIAL
981. SPLITTAIL
982. STAGG
983. STRAP ON
984. STRAPON
985. STRINGER
986. STRIP CLUB
987. STRIPCLUB
988. STROKE
989. STROKING
990. STUPID
991. STUPID FUCK
992. STUPID FUCKER
993. STUPIDFUCK
994. STUPIDFUCKER
995. SUCK
996. SUCK DICK
997. SUCK ME
998. SUCK MY ASS
999. SUCK MY DICK
1000. SUCK MY TIT
1001. SUCK OFF
1002. SUCKDICK
1003. SUCKER
1004. SUCKME
1005. SUCKMYASS
1006. SUCKMYDICK
1007. SUCKMYTIT
1008. SUCKOFF
1009. SUICIDE
1010. SWIGN DIXX
1011. SWING DIXX
1012. SWINGIN DIXX
1013. SWINGING DICKS
1014. SYPHILIS
1015. TAMPON
1016. TESTICLE
1017. TESTICLES
1018. THIRD EYE
1019. THIRD LEG
1020. THIRDEYE
1021. THIRDLEG
1022. THREE SOME
1023. THREESOME
1024. TIT
1025. TIT BIT NIPPLY
1026. TIT FUCK
1027. TIT FUCKER
1028. TIT FUCKIN
1029. TIT JOB
1030. TIT LICKER
1031. TIT LOVER
1032. TITBITNIPPLY
1033. TITFUCK
1034. TITFUCKER
1035. TITFUCKIN
1036. TITJOB
1037. TITLICKER
1038. TITLOVER
1039. TITS
1040. TITTIES
1041. TITTY
1042. TONGETHRUSTER
1043. TONGUE
1044. TONGUE THRUSTER
1045. TONGUE TRAMP
1046. TONGUETHRUST
1047. TONGUETRAMP
1048. TOUNG THRUSTER
1049. TOUNGE BALLER
1050. TOUNGE THRUST
1051. TRAILER TRASH
1052. TRAILERTRASH
1053. TRAMP
1054. TRI SEXUAL
1055. TRIPLE X
1056. TRIPLEX
1057. TRISEXUAL
1058. TROJAN
1059. TROTS
1060. TUNNEL OF LOVE
1061. TUNNELOFLOVE
1062. TURD
1063. TWO BIT WHORE
1064. TWO ON ONE
1065. TWOBITWHORE
1066. UNFUCKABLE
1067. UP THE ASS
1068. UP THE BUTT
1069. UPSKIRT
1070. UPTHEASS
1071. UPTHEBUTT
1072.
1073.
1074.
1075. URINATE
1076. URINE
1077. UTERUS
1078. VAGINA
1079. VAGINAL
1080. VD
1081. VIBRATER
1082. VIBRATOR
1083. VIRGIN
1084. VIRGIN BREAKER
1085. VIRGINBREAKER
1086. VULVA
1087. WAYSTED
1088. WEENIE
1089. WET SPOT
1090. WETSPOT
1091. WHACKER
1092. WHISKEY DICK
1093. WHISKEYDICK
1094. WHISKY DICK
1095. WHISKYDICK
1096. WHITE TRASH
1097. WHITETRASH
1098. WHORE
1099. WHORE FUCKER
1100. WHORE HOUSE
1101. WHOREFUCKER
1102. WHOREHOUSE
1103. WIGGER
1104. WILLIE WANKER
1105. WILLIEWANKER
1106. WUUTANG
1107. XXX
1108. YELLOW MAN
1109. YELLOWMAN

Source: http://www.box.com/s/v9sdufn0vkm3im0bfksn

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7 comments:

  1. hahahaha its over a thousand words already!! Talk about modern day Gladiator Entertainment to distract the masses. When will we reach the Tipping Point to actually shout out and let our minds be heard?

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  2. A wise man, said the Buddha, is one whom nothing surprises. I have to confess that surprises these days are to me as sneezing to a man felled by the Hong Kong flu.
    The big shot, the compiler of the exhaustive list of words, sitting in his smelly office, leafing through the smelly weighty tomes, looking for smelly words must be feeling highly pleased with himself on his "grand" accomplishment. Gracious God!
    In more chivalrous times, the perpetrators of major embarrassments, did not need to be done anything to, they themselves did the honorable thing by jumping into the river. As this is least expected from our big shot, my advice to him would be to take to the mountains, if not sands, to contemplate on his navel. Who knows, he may come up with another scintillating idea like this. Bravo Mr. Bond!

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  3. This is a great effort by PTCL to increase the average IQ level of Pakistanis as every sms will be a riddle for the receiver after the banning of most common vocabulary words in it. In Pashto they say: Che marr na ye no dair se ba wawray.

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  4. @ Saad: Hi! Welcome to the blog, and thanks so much for commenting :) You know, it's really good to know that y'all find this too dumb a technique on Pakistan's part.

    @ the two Anonymousaan: Ya khalko, da khwdey Qwaran ta ugorai, Anonymous baande raata sa ma lekai :@ Waley maasumano khalko la jarra warwalai!

    @ the first Anonnie: Loving your comment! Bravo to him, indeed!

    @ Anonnie #2: LOL! Yara kho. Che daa khalak pa mobile baande daa sa khabare kai che they've to be banned? Mung khwaran pa Amrika ke useego ao tar osa raata plaar texting na predi wai da de hess matlab nishti. Wai simple ponuna (phones) khwand kai. Ao mung warta starge-khkata wayu, kha ji, hum daghase ba waku.

    Ao Pakistanyan zamung na makhki shu?!

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  5. Whoever made this list has an extremely dirty mind. I can't imagine what he must be thinking of every other minute of his life. Reminds me so much of that new potential Saudi law made by this "sheikh" who was so physically attracted to a married woman's eyes -- and the married woman was in a burqa, damnit!!!--that he had a fight with her husband! Oh what illness prevails this world! So he decided that women with "tempting" eyes will have to cover them from now on (if the law passes) because they're too tempting for men. What the hell? You'd think this world belongs to men! Why not just pass a law that says let's make women disappear completely because there must be some man out there IMAGINING a woman SOMEWHERE and he must be getting attracted to her (to say it very mildly), and therefore, it's her fault that she exists?

    Oh, no wait - that's not possible: who'll bring their babies then? Oh shucks. Women are truly a curse on this world.

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